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“If you're here for inspiration, you're too late. If you're here for the funeral, you're too early.”
Will & Grace
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days”
“Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.”
“You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral”
“Funerals are all abstract ceremony.”
“While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.”
“If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours”
“When one man dies, one chapter is not torn out of the book, but translated into a better language.”
“Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say”
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