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“You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.”
“The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone”
Harriet Beecher Stowe
“Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.”
“You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.”
“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral”
“The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.”
“While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil.”
“He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral”
“Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say”
“The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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