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“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
Winnie the Pooh
“Parents usually know where a teen-age son is: he is in the family car; but they don’t know where the car is.”
“Mouth almighty and tongue everlasting, ... Man, you gotta be strong to stand up to Doyle's stuff. It's brutal but funny, and it makes you better mentally.”
“Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.”
“When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.”
“The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.”
“He was enormously creative, enormously successful, highly intelligent, witty, charming, and wickedly funny.”
“A bridegroom is a man who spends a lot of money on a new suit that nobody notices.”
“Before marriage, her parents wonder when he will go home; after marriage, she wonders when he will come home.”
“He was very good. Very charismatic, funny, relaxed. I think he could do another movie. And he was able to show vulnerability, totally different from the image in the rap world.”
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