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“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.”
“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
“Me fail english? Thats unpossible.”
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner.”
“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
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