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“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
Winnie the Pooh
“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
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