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“We showed we could do a funny show without a boyfriend and be funny,”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“It's so well-written that adults, I think, are really going to enjoy it as well. It's funny, it's moving, it has really a lot of elements.”
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your horrible adversary.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
“The funny thing is, they would listen.”
“Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.”
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