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“Man thinks, God laughs”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
“Whoever thought up the word 'spoon'? Why do they call it spoon? He was always coming up with something funny to say and he didn't care what people thought about him.”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your horrible adversary.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
“We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls, gets broken.”
“The ball finds holes, takes funny bounces, but there are no excuses.”
“living in fear is not living... buy yourself a nice gun that'll blow peoples mind, literally.”
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