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“He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
“Taxes grow without rain”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your horrible adversary.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
“We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls, gets broken.”
“I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.”
“living in fear is not living... buy yourself a nice gun that'll blow peoples mind, literally.”
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