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“I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work,”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
“...the part about the dogs was fairly funny...”
“Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.”
J C A Rowe
“living in fear is not living... buy yourself a nice gun that'll blow peoples mind, literally.”
“Feeling moody? Snap out of it! Have a bowl of raison d'etre, a strong cup of joe, and head to the gym … and don’t forget your vitamins!”
“Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
“Are you a false teeth?
Because I can't smile without you...”
“They say when a door closes, a window opens...well, then I like to climb through that window and find out who the heck closed my door and why??”
“Yes my beloved, you have asked me my history and studied my geography but still if you want to probe deeper then only option, left for you is, to study my radiology and histopathology.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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