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“We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.”
“These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people”
“Holding your feelings in is like stretching out a rubber band; you can only keep it from snapping back onto you for so long.”
“Talk is cheap... and supply generally exceeds demand.”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
“Recruiting is a funny business, and so is scouting. Scouting is an inexact science. The one thing you can't project is the size of a guy's heart and how bad he wants something.”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
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