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“Against stupidity; God Himself is helpless.”
“Her affection is giving me an erection.”
“Water management in the United States of America is like a man trying to break out of the 'Friend's Zone'.”
“If ain't broke, let ME take a crack at it!”
“Talk is cheap... and supply generally exceeds demand.”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“Taxes grow without rain”
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
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