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“Life won't just give you lemons. It will give you options, choices, oranges and apples. Be your own person and choose what is best for you.”
Kyra Angela Marie Dookheran
“Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.”
“Every girl is like a star.
Just because most stars do not shine enough to get noticed.”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your horrible adversary.”
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls, gets broken.”
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