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“Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“It now feels as though you'll hit left and there's out of bounds left here for eight holes. It's funny how it happens. One day I can't hit it, the next I'm leading the tournament.”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“Most people like to give up something for Lent but I’m just giving up.”
Keith Joseph Sessler
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
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