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“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
“We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls, gets broken.”
“Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.”
J C A Rowe
“living in fear is not living... buy yourself a nice gun that'll blow peoples mind, literally.”
“Feeling moody? Snap out of it! Have a bowl of raison d'etre, a strong cup of joe, and head to the gym … and don’t forget your vitamins!”
“Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
“Are you a false teeth?
Because I can't smile without you...”
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