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“Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.”
“It's a funny world, and it's better to not care about it.”
Zain ul Abideen
“We showed we could do a funny show without a boyfriend and be funny,”
“It's so well-written that adults, I think, are really going to enjoy it as well. It's funny, it's moving, it has really a lot of elements.”
“The funny thing is, they would listen.”
“Todays mistakes are tomorrows worrrys”
“That's why you and I had friction? God, I always thought it was 'cause, 'cause I fooled around with your daughter freshman year.”
“ dont ask me what normal is i have no idea what it is and i will never come close to understanding what it is”
“What the feng am I supposed do with all this shui?”
Michael James "Jamie" Self
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
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