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“Optimism is the greatest thing in the world!”
Ken O. Eldib
“It's a funny world, and it's better to not care about it.”
Zain ul Abideen
“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
“I thought it might look funny, giving money to an umpire.”
“I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.”
“Todays mistakes are tomorrows worrrys”
“He was just such a funny guy.”
“ dont ask me what normal is i have no idea what it is and i will never come close to understanding what it is”
“What the feng am I supposed do with all this shui?”
Michael James "Jamie" Self
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
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