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“Whoever thought up the word 'spoon'? Why do they call it spoon? He was always coming up with something funny to say and he didn't care what people thought about him.”
“It's a funny world, and it's better to not care about it.”
Zain ul Abideen
“The ball finds holes, takes funny bounces, but there are no excuses.”
“Isn't it funny. One victim gets to dictate the result, the other gets the door slammed in her face.”
“One should not stand at the foot of a sick person's bed, because that place is reserved for the guardian angel”
“Todays mistakes are tomorrows worrrys”
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“ dont ask me what normal is i have no idea what it is and i will never come close to understanding what it is”
“What the feng am I supposed do with all this shui?”
Michael James "Jamie" Self
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
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