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“You can't tell dumb from nut,so what are you? The answer is D, a dumbnut.”
“Call Webster's!! "that'salloneword"”
Christopher David Blumen
“When it comes to smoking, quitters always win.”
Debashish Philip Stephen
“I wore glasses to hide my face, but now I see other people's real faces. I don't have to hide my face anymore.
“If your roots are forgotten then your fruits will rotten.”
Leif Ericsson Leo Veness
“They say there is other fish in the sea, thats why we masterbait”
“What we look squarely in the eye rarely bites us in the butt.”
“It's funny when you start off, and things are going well, you think they are going to continue every year.”
“If work wasn't hard they would call it fun!”
“That funny moment when folks who talk about music piracy download the music themselves.”
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