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“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
“Father: "who left that hose on?"
Three year old son: "the Wind did it?"”
Christopher David Blumen
“Call Webster's!! "that'salloneword"”
“When it comes to smoking, quitters always win.”
Debashish Philip Stephen
“I wore glasses to hide my face, but now I see other people's real faces. I don't have to hide my face anymore.
“If your roots are forgotten then your fruits will rotten.”
Leif Ericsson Leo Veness
“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
“A ultramodern guy told to his girlfriend, lets follow each other on Facebook , why complicate things with friendship.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.”
“Sleepless night is a result of active brain, indulged in non supportive movement. - Shelly Mittal”
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