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“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
“Had you spent same amount of time on God, as you spend on Facebook; by now you would be talking to God, face to face.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“'Rat Race' or 'Rate Race'?”
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
Contributed by: Andy James
“We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.”
“ dont ask me what normal is i have no idea what it is and i will never come close to understanding what it is”
“If you think from your ass your brain will produce shit”
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
“You can want me to do my job. Just don't expect me to.”
“It's not that I'm lazy. I'm just prone to not working. At all. Ever.”
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