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“I was going to radio school. I took a comedy workshop to be funny on the radio. It was stand up comedy, and I just got hooked on it. I just did open mikes, and I was off and running.”
“Todays mistakes are tomorrows worrrys”
“An ounce of prevention is worth a case of beer.”
Keith Joseph Sessler
“Religious people are the ones who live life with ready-made answers. :)”
“They'll cite an incident - that I saw Barney in their ear - or some funny incident,”
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.”
“It's not that I'm lazy. I'm just prone to not working. At all. Ever.”
“I'm thinking, I could be further ahead in life... But then again, I could've been far behind too... So just allow me to be happy with where I am.”
Edison Chippa Muheua
“People who don't listen only pay attention when you call them by their name”
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