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“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
“I often find myself talking to myself; I find I give myself unusually useful advice.”
Pablo D. Rodriguez
“Question a man of religion and you will soon find his eyes wondering in search for another of his kind.”
“One cannot always be productive.”
Monika Joanna Orawiec
“I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”
“No mirror can ever keep you the same nor your brain. Let it go!
You are never what you were.”
Narayana Harendra Sagar
“A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.”
“If you go through life angry you will end up with nothing but you and your anger.”
Kenneth waters Jr
“Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.”
“When i die i would rather be remembered for my accomplishments not my personality”
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