(4710 quotes found)
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
Winnie the Pooh
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Quotes Daddy offers a number of tools for developers and bloggers to integrate quotes into their site including customizable widgets, embeddable quotes and API.
Over 1,000,000 famous quotes and user quotes that you can save to your favorites, share with friends and add to your site, blog or social network.