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“If someone doesn't appreciate you – forget them, move on. There's too many people in the world who could be busy appreciating you.”
Natalie C. Hill
“Her affection is giving me an erection.”
“A woman of faith is like a bird who fearlessly soars over a canyon trusting in the power of the wind to lift her wings even when she is weak.”
Valerie Rose Day-Sterrett
“If ain't broke, let ME take a crack at it!”
“Talk is cheap... and supply generally exceeds demand.”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
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