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“...the part about the dogs was fairly funny...”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“They say when a door closes, a window opens...well, then I like to climb through that window and find out who the heck closed my door and why??”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“Resistance is not futile.
It's Voltage divided by Current.”
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
“Siked, a poor misspelling of "psyched", was created by a nation of slack-ass, unintelligent teenagers...as were most of the words in the English language used today.”
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
“Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
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