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“Taxes grow without rain”
“Her affection is giving me an erection.”
“I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.”
“If ain't broke, let ME take a crack at it!”
“Talk is cheap... and supply generally exceeds demand.”
“I do the work of three men! Unfortunately, they often seem to be Larry, Moe and Curly.”
“Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.”
“NORMAL is just a setting on the dryer.”
“If someone doesn't appreciate you – forget them, move on. There's too many people in the world who could be busy appreciating you.”
Natalie C. Hill
“Every time you call Tech Support, a butterfly dies.”
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