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“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your horrible adversary.”
“The human mind is a funny thing. One day it is your best friend and the next, it is your worst enemy.”
“Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!”
“Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.”
J C A Rowe
“living in fear is not living... buy yourself a nice gun that'll blow peoples mind, literally.”
“Feeling moody? Snap out of it! Have a bowl of raison d'etre, a strong cup of joe, and head to the gym … and don’t forget your vitamins!”
“Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.”
“Are you a false teeth?
Because I can't smile without you...”
“My friend, even though, calls charges, network availability and a customer service of your mobile operator is good, still if you find another operator attractive, then it must be a seven-year itch.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Yes my beloved, you have asked me my history and studied my geography but still if you want to probe deeper then only option, left for you is, to study my radiology and histopathology.”
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