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“What we look squarely in the eye rarely bites us in the butt.”
“It's a funny world, and it's better to not care about it.”
Zain ul Abideen
“It's funny when you start off, and things are going well, you think they are going to continue every year.”
“If work wasn't hard they would call it fun!”
“Man thinks, God laughs”
“Todays mistakes are tomorrows worrrys”
“Whoever thought up the word 'spoon'? Why do they call it spoon? He was always coming up with something funny to say and he didn't care what people thought about him.”
“ dont ask me what normal is i have no idea what it is and i will never come close to understanding what it is”
“What the feng am I supposed do with all this shui?”
Michael James "Jamie" Self
“Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist: while you guys were busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it!
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