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“If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.”
“You can want me to do my job. Just don't expect me to.”
“It's not that I'm lazy. I'm just prone to not working. At all. Ever.”
“I'm thinking, I could be further ahead in life... But then again, I could've been far behind too... So just allow me to be happy with where I am.”
Edison Chippa Muheua
“Need to chill - sipping some ice cold coconut rum and pineapple juice while sitting on the rocks watching the sun goes down.”
“She's not drunk, she's just not sober.”
“The problem with him is, he has blind faith in a philosopher, who said, don’t have faith in anything unless you experienced it.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Self Realization is nothing more than to realize that self doesn't exist!”
“ANTIGUA - WHERE THE SUN RULE AND THE SEA WATER REFRESHES
“School is like a lolipop it sucks until its gone”
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