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“Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.”
“Women are like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession....”
“you can lead a supervisor to intelligence but you can't make him think”
Scott S Beloff
“the judge's not a dumb bloke He knew that doc's story was a joke How cud you take off a woman's clothes, without giving her a poke”
“Sex in space is more than a big bang.”
“Santa: My wife treats me like a dog! Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you? Santa: No it's a worse! She wants me to be faithful.”
“she would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it”
“you are only as stupid as the person you are talking to thinks you are.”
“people that see ufos aren't weird they are just stupid. the smart ones are the ones that get on em and get the hell out of here.”
“the people who admire your wisdom the most, are most likely people that are stupider than you.”
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