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“It's funny, how you look at so many priests who are characters when you're growing up; then one day you find you're a character yourself,”
“How boys propose? They go down on one knee, pull out a ring, and say, I love you. Will you marry me? How girls propose: I'm pregnant'”
“Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?”
“she would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it”
“The people who are always making excuses are the ones who work for less”
“people that see ufos aren't weird they are just stupid. the smart ones are the ones that get on em and get the hell out of here.”
“the people who admire your wisdom the most, are most likely people that are stupider than you.”
“All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent”
“If time is money... then Bill Gates is wide awake, everyday!”
“Woman are the root to all craziness and best friend fights”
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