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“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
“The similarity between men and parking spaces is striking. The good ones are taken and the free ones are too small.”
“It's funny as a brand Stone is Greg's idea. But Greg's not that way at all. He is a guy who is quick to smile and is not obnoxious at all.”
“How boys propose? They go down on one knee, pull out a ring, and say, I love you. Will you marry me? How girls propose: I'm pregnant'”
““How to be a good person? Simple! Don't make people say "I wanna kill you!" Make them say "I would die to be like you"””
“she would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it”
“you are only as stupid as the person you are talking to thinks you are.”
“people that see ufos aren't weird they are just stupid. the smart ones are the ones that get on em and get the hell out of here.”
“the people who admire your wisdom the most, are most likely people that are stupider than you.”
“All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent”
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