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“If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.”
“the judge's not a dumb bloke He knew that doc's story was a joke How cud you take off a woman's clothes, without giving her a poke”
“Such is his faith in his destiny that he knows that whichever share he would purchase; its price would go down.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Santa: My wife treats me like a dog! Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you? Santa: No it's a worse! She wants me to be faithful.”
“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
“you are only as stupid as the person you are talking to thinks you are.”
“people that see ufos aren't weird they are just stupid. the smart ones are the ones that get on em and get the hell out of here.”
“the people who admire your wisdom the most, are most likely people that are stupider than you.”
“All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent”
“If time is money... then Bill Gates is wide awake, everyday!”
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