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“I'm right above below average intelligence.”
“Father: "who left that hose on?"
Three year old son: "the Wind did it?"”
Christopher David Blumen
“Call Webster's!! "that'salloneword"”
“When it comes to smoking, quitters always win.”
Debashish Philip Stephen
“I wore glasses to hide my face, but now I see other people's real faces. I don't have to hide my face anymore.
“If your roots are forgotten then your fruits will rotten.”
Leif Ericsson Leo Veness
“Taxes grow without rain”
“I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.”
“When I hear somebody saying, ‘Life is hard,’
I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to
“Sleepless night is a result of active brain, indulged in non supportive movement. - Shelly Mittal”
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