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“One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.”
A. A. Milne
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
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