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“When it's darkest before the dawn,turn on the lights!!”
Kenneth D.L. Hall
“Life!If your not happy with what your watching..
you can always change the channel!!”
“Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.”
“Eg vil ikkje eiga noko jeg ikkje kan låna bort!”
“Eg vil ikkje eiga noko eg ikkje kan låna bort!”
“Bullies only bully you because they are jealous. They are jealous they dont have a life.”
“We showed we could do a funny show without a boyfriend and be funny,”
“There's "men" in punishment.”
“Writing "Save the trees!" on paper is like fucking for virginity.”
“I am amazed by your midget heart or let me say dirty mind refusing to belive me.”
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