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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“When it's darkest before the dawn,turn on the lights!!”
Kenneth D.L. Hall
“With lack of experience in riding, I deem it nearly impossible to saddle a 'high horse' and pretend to be mighty. I'd be too worried about my punishment from the horse.”
“Who in his half righted mind could argue with the common sense of a man in his right righted mind?”
“Eg vil ikkje eiga noko jeg ikkje kan låna bort!”
“Eg vil ikkje eiga noko eg ikkje kan låna bort!”
“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”
“Take care lest a toe in the door becomes a foot in the mouth.”
“There's "men" in punishment.”
“Writing "Save the trees!" on paper is like fucking for virginity.”
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