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“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“When it's darkest before the dawn,turn on the lights!!”
Kenneth D.L. Hall
“A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.”
“Who in his half righted mind could argue with the common sense of a man in his right righted mind?”
“Eg vil ikkje eiga noko jeg ikkje kan låna bort!”
“Eg vil ikkje eiga noko eg ikkje kan låna bort!”
“If someone says money is not everything, it means that he has either nothing or a lot of it.”
“Take care lest a toe in the door becomes a foot in the mouth.”
“There's "men" in punishment.”
“Writing "Save the trees!" on paper is like fucking for virginity.”
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