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“I'm right below above average intelligence.”
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“We are where we are. I wish we wer'nt where we are.”
“They say swag is for boys and class is for men.
Well then - naked is for me.”
“No, he wont understand! People with guns don't understand! That's why they have guns... to many misunderstandings!”
“I am usually right, I thought I was wrong once but I was mistake.”
Don R Kell
“Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.”
“Honesty is the best policy under normal condition.”
Jecon B. Nadela
“Driving without license is often the product of a misplaced wallet.”
“Can your ears handle it? Ping!”
Crystal E. Ruffin-Mason
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