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“A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow.”
“A woman is like an umpire. She makes snap decisions and never reverses them.”
“Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.”
P.A. Caron de Beaumarchais
“Agar baap ko ullu banaoge toh khud ullu ke patthe kehlaoge!”
Debashish Philip Stephen
“Give yourself a laugh treat”
“An older woman of wisdom is like a fine classic car that the younger men want to take for a spin and wish they could afford.”
Valerie Rose Day-Sterrett
“If you are unable to laugh, then look for a clown or comedian”
“I am living proof that Chaos Theory is right.”
“Diplomatic - efforts to maintain relationship with dips”
“Water management in the United States of America is like a man trying to break out of the 'Friend's Zone'.”
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