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“Water management in the United States of America is like a man trying to break out of the 'Friend's Zone'.”
“Eating a chocolate bunny with my bare hands makes me feel like a chocolate coyote.”
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who really need it, don't use it.”
Fordlin Casia Ross
“When I hear somebody saying, ‘Life is hard,’
I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to
“A long life in journalism convinced me many presidents ago that there should be a large air space between a journalist and the head of a state.”
“I'm right above below average intelligence.”
“Everyone talks about his funny throwing motion. But to me it's an advantage. The ball gets out quick.”
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.”
“They say swag is for boys and class is for men.
Well then - naked is for me.”
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