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“Water management in the United States of America is like a man trying to break out of the 'Friend's Zone'.”
“Eating a chocolate bunny with my bare hands makes me feel like a chocolate coyote.”
Be good at it, or at least look good doing it.
Donna Jo Quiroz
“When I hear somebody saying, ‘Life is hard,’
I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to
“I learn something new today did not know table football is a sport.....hmmm interesting !!!”
Edwina A Adjei
“I'm right above below average intelligence.”
“There is one thing you will always find in my handbag my mentor's book,keeps my brains working and I get to learn from the best.”
“Behind every unsuccessful man was a woman telling him to get a real job.”
“He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients, no, three, I think / yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.”
“They say swag is for boys and class is for men.
Well then - naked is for me.”
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