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“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
Winnie the Pooh
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
Dr. Laurence J. Peter
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
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