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“This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.”
“Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.”
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else”
“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.”
“Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.”
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”
“Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"”
Winnie the Pooh
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