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“I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!”
General George S. Patton
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
“Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?”
“I'm not a star!!! A star is notthing but a ball of gas!!!”
“Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas.”
“I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas”
“True Civilization does not lie in gas, nor in steam, nor in turn-tables. It lies in the reduction of the traces of original sin.”
“Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.”
“Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!”
“If a ragnarök would burn all the slums and gas-works, and shabby garages, and long arc-lit suburbs, it could for me burn all the works of art — and I'd go back to trees..”
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