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“I don't need you. I don't want to know you. I've got my own God, and my God is good.”
“My wife told me I’m always watching TV and never paying attention to her. So she got a job as a news reporter.”
“If you always do what you always did...you'll always get what you always got”
“The target at which you got easily was cripple.”
“I've got the humor of a comedian and the playfulness of a child.”
“If you always do, what you've always done,
You'll always get, what you've always got!”
“Excuses are like a**holes; we all got'em, but we all don't go around displaying them like baboons!”
“The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.”
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