(28 quotes found)
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you”
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