(28 quotes found)
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”
“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
“I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it”
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
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