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“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
“History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.”
“Girls are like slugs. They serve some purpose but it's hard to imagine what.”
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.”
“[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.”
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