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“As soon as I spent time with Martha I knew that her witty and engaging humor would surprise and entertain viewers.”
“You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.”
“It was scary but we had each other so we kept our sense of humor.”
“You can want me to do my job. Just don't expect me to.”
“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”
“We have to keep a Sense of Humor in our failures so we can Move along with our Success!”
Penny D Sherwood
“Music is what I do, but that’s not who I am.”
“I'll kiss you to sleep,,, I'll kiss you awake.. I'll Kiss up north.. I'll Kiss you down south...Anything for you baby... But never ask me to kiss your ass”
“Kicking a lot of people out my circle today.. Fake negative people exit to left please. Don't forget to pick up your complimentary peanuts.”
“Pet Peeve: pill bottles that say, "Take one tablet daily by mouth." Where the heck do they THINK I'm gonna put it?”
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