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“I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit Oooh SHINY!!”
“Dr. Bayer provided a little humor in his presentation and made the whole crowd laugh out loud.”
“Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit”
“Her sense of humor was remarkable, her comedic timing, her body language, all of it. She had this way of making situations, even if they're bad, really funny.”
“My train of thought has no conductor.”
Peter Joe DiPilato
“Jesus turned water into wine. I just put a stick in a non-stick pan. Your move Jesus.”
“It's easy for me to do 10,000 steps a day to keep healthy. All I have to do is search for my keys.”
“I’ve got tiger blood, man.”
“My talent is to speak my mind. God won't object if you bury that talent.”
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