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“Dr. Bayer provided a little humor in his presentation and made the whole crowd laugh out loud.”
“I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit Oooh SHINY!!”
“Her sense of humor was remarkable, her comedic timing, her body language, all of it. She had this way of making situations, even if they're bad, really funny.”
“Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit”
“Jesus turned water into wine. I just put a stick in a non-stick pan. Your move Jesus.”
“My train of thought has no conductor.”
Peter Joe DiPilato
“It's easy for me to do 10,000 steps a day to keep healthy. All I have to do is search for my keys.”
“I’ve got tiger blood, man.”
“Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your arms.”
“My talent is to speak my mind. God won't object if you bury that talent.”
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