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“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”
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