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“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
Henry Ward Beecher
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