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“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
“Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
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