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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”
“Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness”
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
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