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“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.”
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”
“Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility”
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
“Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness”
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