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“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
“A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”
“If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.”
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
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