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“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
“Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility”
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
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