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“The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.”
William Temple Sr.
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”
“Wilmer is wired into our audience. His humor, style and approachable personality make this a great fit for MTV.”
“I never have a problem with money until I run out of it.”
“I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination.”
“If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)”
“Remember, humor is an aphrodisiac you can use to punctuate your sexual advances.”
“I ain't gonna tell the doctor that!”
“God didn't create Eve with a makeup kit!”
“When people say. " when pigs fly," say. " YAY, I win."
Most likely they will.say. " how."
you reply, "Swine Flu due, it was ALL over Tv."”
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