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“They're fun. You see his great gift for humor and melody even at that age.”
“Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.”
“Jesus's mom, has got it going on.”
“I never have a problem with money until I run out of it.”
“I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I'm not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination.”
“If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)”
“Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil”
“Woman are why jedi turn to the dark side”
“When pearl harbor was attacked we nuked them. For 911 we got home land security”
“When people say. " when pigs fly," say. " YAY, I win."
Most likely they will.say. " how."
you reply, "Swine Flu due, it was ALL over Tv."”
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