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“Jesus's mom, has got it going on.”
“We have a traditional marriage. . . My husband goes out and gets the bacon, and I stay home and burn it.”
“Grin when you win and others will do the same to you. And it will not rest with either.”
“I learned from her [his mother] that the highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion.”
“He invested in share market and it fell; then he invested in gold market and it too fell; at last he invested in real estate market and people fled from his area.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“My son! How a man of awareness can be attracted to sordid sensual objects, when he has known the divine joy of afternoon siesta, thus spake Astavakra.”
“Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil”
“Sometimes just by changing a couple of words in a paragraph about someone blowing their brains out can give the reader a chuckle and make it all worthwhile.”
Bobby W. Miller
“We have the best government that money can buy.”
“As lion rarely goes for a hunt and rest throughout the day, so is a man of awareness who has developed leonine qualities as a result of his spiritual disciplines, thus spake Astavakra.”
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