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“Question:How does a Mexican, who does not know English, calls his Chinese friend named Sue?
Answer: Souvenir or Sue-Venir
Explanation: Venir in Spanish means "to come or come"”
Jasson J. Hidalgo
“The four food groups: fast,frozen, junk and spoiled.”
“They're fun. You see his great gift for humor and melody even at that age.”
“Jesus's mom, has got it going on.”
“Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil”
“Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true”
“Woman are why jedi turn to the dark side”
“Genius is a person, who keeps his wife Sanity and his paramour Insanity, in a good humor without being overpowered by either of them.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“When pearl harbor was attacked we nuked them. For 911 we got home land security”
“When tears fail laughter will prevail”
Beth Rice Curtis
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