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“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
“I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit Oooh SHINY!!”
“Everybody is even making love or else expecting rain”
“Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit”
“have painted a blue square on the garden to trick people viewing Google Earth into thinking I have a swimming pooI”
“My train of thought has no conductor.”
Peter Joe DiPilato
“It's a very savage kind of humor, it comes out of a great deal of pain.”
“I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning”
“I Have a 10,000-Year-Old Brain and the Boogers of a 7-Year-Old”
“My talent is to speak my mind. God won't object if you bury that talent.”
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