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“Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes, snorted a mile of my coke, drank a vial of my Tigerblood.”
“Take care lest a toe in the door becomes a foot in the mouth.”
“If inspirational quotes are only seen as useless words on paper, then jail is just an ordinary room you're staying in.”
“Dr. Bayer provided a little humor in his presentation and made the whole crowd laugh out loud.”
“Insurance is a game in which various insurees play a virtual bet and whoever dies early wins the bet.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Her sense of humor was remarkable, her comedic timing, her body language, all of it. She had this way of making situations, even if they're bad, really funny.”
“A leader has followers: A thought leader thinks he has followers.”
“Does anybody else ever feel like punching a wall?”
“Jesus turned water into wine. I just put a stick in a non-stick pan. Your move Jesus.”
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