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“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
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