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“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
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