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“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”
“If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.”
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
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