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“Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.”
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
Henry Ward Beecher
“It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”
George F. Burns
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.”
“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the day”
“Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself”
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