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“The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.”
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.”
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
“Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility”
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
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