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“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously.”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”
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