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“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
“Humor is reason gone mad.”
“A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
“If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.”
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
“When humor goes, there goes civilization.”
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
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