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“A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the day”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
“He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.”
“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”
“Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison”
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.”
“Humor comes from self-confidence.”
Rita Mae Brown
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