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“Humour is the grease that keeps relationships moving smoothly.”
“What would politics be without its own particular peculiar sense of humour, even if it is not quite funny, ha ha.”
“Money talks, but sometimes I just want to get some sleep”
“When in doubt, whether to go with your heart or your mind, go with neither. Go with your ass!”
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
“It always rains the hardest right where I'm standing!”
“God created man, woman created Darwin, Darwin questioned God, and no one got over it!”
charlie c drakobich
“It's a good thing I remembered, because otherwise I would have forgotten.”
Astraea L. Skylar
“Why do such lies spew from thy mouth?”
“Yeah who hast no sense of humour hast an old soul”
Willem Andries Stefanus Gouws
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