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“The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public.”
“A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.”
“If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.”
“Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.”
“A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.”
“No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.”
“It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot”
Honore de Balzac
“American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced”
“The lover in the husband may be lost”
“London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.”
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