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“Jews and papists are ungodly wretches; they are two stockings made of one piece of cloth”
“What have I in common with Jews? I have hardly anything in common with myself”
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
“Hi, Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you? [Charlotte]”
Sex and the City
“It is extremely difficult for a Jew to be converted, for how can he bring himself to believe in the divinity of - another Jew?”
“Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.”
“My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew, and they didn't want anything to do with anything.”
“I'm not really a Jew; just Jew-ish, not the whole hog.”
“If we had a girl, my wife wanted to call her "Sue" -- a lovely name, but which for Jews is generally a verb...”
“To be a Jew is a destiny”
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