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“I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?"”
“The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.”
“Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive”
“The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.”
H. G. Wells
“Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”
“If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.”
“A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.”
“What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?”
“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
“An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow”
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