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“The joke was that we were retiring at the end of every year.”
“I'm not snoring, I'm purring.”
“I missed the tree for the forest.”
“You ever lick butter off your finger and then realize it was soap? Me neither”
“There is way more pressure than other roles where I got to do jokes and leave, ... It's a lot harder. You have to move the story along.”
“A womans perfect friend, (Mirror) because it will allways show her what she wants. -KK”
“Serious things are said at casual moments”
Telema W. Okobi
“We are all only God’s joke here having the same punch line.”
“This world is a joke, and I'm in it”
“Just because you are joking, it does not always mean you are lying. And just because you are being serious, it does not always mean you are telling the truth. Nicola Pistone”
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