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“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
“Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man.”
“If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.”
“You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.”
“He who laughs, lasts.”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed”
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
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