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“This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.”
“If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.”
“If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.”
“An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.”
“You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature.”
“Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“He who laughs, lasts.”
“The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed”
“Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.”
“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”
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