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“The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.”
“Show me a person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag.”
“Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.”
“You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.”
“The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.”
W. C. Fields
“Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.”
“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves”
“To laugh with others is one of life's great pleasures. To be laughed at by others is one of life's great hurts.”
“Excessive sorrow laughs. Excessive joy weeps.”
“She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.”
P. G. Wodehouse
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