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“A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.”
“I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?”
“Now everyone's decided that all lesbians wear lipstick!”
“Before I put another notch in my lipstick case, you better make sure you put me in my place.”
“I do wear lipstick because when I suddenly get pale or green, it seems whole blood goes away.”
“I smoke so many cigarettes, there's no way I could have a glossy lipstick.”
Sex and the City
“silver screen theme. It's black and white formal with lipstick red to pull it all together.”
“Do I have lipstick on my teeth?”
“So I end up using about ten tubes of lipstick a day. I've even had to buy a darker kind than I prefer to wear in order to make a better print.”
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